Sunday, April 30, 2023
the dog - um, wolf - and the butterfly
dear God, it's me, faustina
I made a point of going to church today, hoping to find You there within those peach-toned walls of Asbury Memorial Church.
Saturday, April 29, 2023
1-dollar weekend movie festival: april
Friday, April 28, 2023
keep those hands washed, folks
coffee on the porch with the dog and cat
Now, it's morning, and a bright, shining, morning.
Only me and the animals are at the house.
Sure, Tony and Laura are out, having gone to Missouri.
Noah is having his junior prom and his Mama had to be there for him.
(smile!)
I have Dane and Frosty 'til their return Tuesday.
Not that we're alone here...
but that's a story for another time.
Wednesday, April 26, 2023
banana ball with the ex and a poodle
1821
Major coolness! Was just leaving for the stadium!
[I had spent almost three hours doing vine pulling, tree cutting, and limb stacking in the front yard.
x1902
The clock? Do the games finish at a prescribed time?
2 hours
Animals just scored, second man up.
Ah, now I see the countdown clock.
Took me twenty minutes to walk from where I parked.
Big homer.
x1909
Are the party animals like the bananas? I had surmised to Amy that the bananas were like the Harlem Globetrotters - in other words, they never played another team *like* the Harlem Globetrotters.
Not so here?
x1909
I asked because of that slip and slide stunt that the party animals just did.
Home run [for the Bananas]!
x1912
So is Grayson their home too?
Not all towns have challenger teams. Yes, both are based at Grayson.
1913
Animals travel with bananas to towns without challenger teams.
I feel like the old man at the end of Moonstruck.
"I'm so confused."
LOL!
1920
So, end of first. Animals had 4 runs, bananas just one, so the animals get the point for the inning. Most points wins.
Only in 9th inning do things change. Then, every run counts as a point.
Did you see that back flip catch of the pop fly? Amazing!
That bananas batter has his own walk-up band! And hit a home run!
So, animals had no runs, bananas scored a run, so bananas get the point for the 2nd inning. Game now tied.
I had Amy on the phone for a while but I did see that backflip catch!
Man who stole first just came in. Animals have a run.
1938
Oh, yeah. Hardly ever stops.
Hmmm.
Have you not seen the umpire dancing? Music never ceases.
I guess I haven't. Poodle doesn't care for the peanut butter.
1947
No on field promotion, just shenanigans in the stands.
[my words, not the banana marketing machine's]
1950
Home run. Did you hear the train?
x1951
I guess I didn't. I had the sound on mute during the phone call.
You know how walk up music would stop before the pitch? Now, just
keeps on going, then another song starts, with the batter still up.
x1955
Yeah, this really isn't about baseball is it?
x1957
What is this about every fielder has to touch the ball before the
runner goes to second?
Not hardly. All about keeping people entertained. Very like a circus.
1959
No walks. When batter gets 4 balls, its a sprint and he gets to keep running
with no one allowed to try to get him out until all have touched the ball.
x1959
Oh.
2001
That goes for any man on base, so if bananas get a sprint, man on third can run in.
Animals got that inning point, too. So, score is 3 animals, one bananas.
x2007
This is just chaos, to me. So many new things to learn. So many things to UNLEARN, if these players ever won a shot at professional baseball.
2009
Just now, while an animal was at bat, the stands was singing happy birthday to an unnamed random fan.
x2010
I haven't noticed time for a pitcher to warm up at inning change. I haven't noticed inning changes!
Heard the happy birthday.
2012
Yeah, there's no warmups.
x2012
I get it now. During inning changes, they distract you by going to the broadcast booth. Smart.
2012
Bottom of the fifth.
Salute to the troops at top of the sixth.
x2020
Guy in the broadcast booth just said 202 straight sellouts.
2027
Correct. All the games are sold out this year, too, even the away games.
[I had already left and was walking to my car.]
x2028
It may not be baseball per se but it's a successful business model.
2029
Jesse is a marketing major, as is his wife.
He is the team owner.
x2030
Is he the guy in the yellow suit and bowler? They were talking with him during the military salute.
2031
Yes.
x2045
Oh, you left before it was done?
[Not something I ever did during real baseball games.]
2046
Only missed the one inning? That's a surprise.
Yes, wanted to beat the rush. Others already were leaving, too.
Probably only tourists staying for the whole thing.
x2047
I get it.
2048
Nice that Bill Lee was on the mound!
x2049
I don't know him but I know they made a big deal out of him.
He's a big deal from years back. They have had him pitch several games now.
2101
You notice they arbitrarily change rules. Like this game, each run in the 8th inning counts as a point. That rule is only supposed to apply to the ninth.
x2102
I can't keep up.
Fifteen seconds left, but that means naught.
What bothers me are the rule changes. Unnecessary changes.
2105
This particular change will make the game longer. More beer and liquor sales.
2110
And it's done!
x2111
Yeah, I think I'm going to bed.
2111
Back to our regularly scheduled lives!
2112
Good night, dear. Nice to have you 'with' me tonight!
Yeah, it was fun.
I have one more game and I am done. Though I do know some folks locally who plan to have a game watching party. :-)
Sunday, April 23, 2023
a flamingo, perhaps?
After all, it was ten degrees cooler than yesterday.
But, still, feeling in need of a walk, I headed to Forsyth Park.
The SCAD students had their sidewalk chalk art contest yesterday, and, as the forecast rains had failed to materialize, today would be a good day to peruse their creations.
Rather, it should have been.
I parked at the south end, with my plan being to walk down to the north end and check out the art along the main corridor between the fountain and on down towards Sentient Bean.I suspected I would not find much as soon as I hit one of the side spokes wheeling out from that splashing fount.
No art, not even faded, just ... none.
I saw the numbers in the corners of some squares of walkway, but not a single drawing.
Mostly what I found was like this.Some of the artists had made use of two or three squares to create their message.
Most had just utilized the one allotted bit of sidewalk.
The only remainder of the single-frame story they left behind after several hours in the sun?
These faded remnants of color, some present as a muted band, some just random washes of something that had meant more yesterday.
There was naught, save that lone flamingo, that could serve as a resemblance of the Sidewalk Chalk Art Festivals of the past.
Oh, well.
Perhaps next year will bring a fresher, brighter, gallery!
(smile!)
Saturday, April 22, 2023
bday6 for the littlest girl!
Friday, April 21, 2023
six in one night!
"Six what?"
Six plays!
"Holy cow! How did you manage to see that many in one evening?"
Actually, they were done in less than two hours!
"That sounds highly improbable."
Gotcha! They were ten-minute plays! And I only found out about them this afternoon."Well, that was a major coup!"
Oh, but wait, it gets better: it was free! Just the right price for me and Boo and Kal.
"Wow. Maybe this was at a high school? I know David Poole is over at Savannah Arts Academy and I keep waiting to hear about something over there."
Yeah, me, too, but not yet. Still, you were right about it being at a school. The Jenkins Hall Theatre at GaSoU put it on, as a showcase for some of their student directors.
"How very cool! Something different for y'all! And it was over in the Black Box?"It was! And because they hadn't advertised until today, we were the only non-students there, and there weren't many of them. Tomorrow night should have a bigger house, but this was perfect for us.
"Do you remember any of the plays?"
Well, I'd thought ahead and brought a pad and pen with me, so I took a couple of quick notes after each one. Sadly, for the first one, I wrote "Forget Me Not"... and cannot recall just what it was about.
"Hahahaha! Nice bit of irony there!"
For real, but not intended. Like I said, I was just trying to capture the essence of each during the quick set change.
"Well, that's one down, five to go."
Heard. The next one had three miners, trapped by a cave-in, and set in the 1880's. One was an old harmonic player, one was a young woman determined to find a way out, and the last was a lazy young man with a crush on the woman. There was a definite sense that none of them were destined to escape.
"That sounds pretty interesting, to have such depth in only ten minutes."
It was, and I'm sure the bfe would have liked it. I really liked the third play, mostly because it surprised me with a familiar face: Travis Spangenburg!!! "Trapped In The Pages Of A Book" had him as a fellow who'd driven off his writer girlfriend when he got jealous of the better version of him in her novel. Right? Instead of taking that as a call to be a better man, he'd insisted on carrying on as he had. Really good!
"Mister Yellow Stockings was there??? Wow!!!"
Right? I just may have gasped when I saw him! The next play featured the old miner, this time as a younger man lost between two time frames, one with "No Cigars" and the other with a pregnant wife, talking over his plight with a fellow professor. The fifth play, "New Gen Fight Club", had a solo player, the young man who'd played the wandering husband from Panama in "Intimate Apparel". He was pretty intense in this one as he berated his peers to become ready for their roles in the future, to not be content playing dishwashers and store clerks and wait staff. But it was the last play that grabbed me hard. It would have been a good one for a discussion.
"Then why didn't y'all do that? You didn't go out to eat afterward?"
No, Barbara had eaten already, and Kal doesn't spend money in restaurants. And, as they were going to her place, and I had not dined yet, we split off.
"Well, I'm here."
So you are. Okay, let's talk about "Not His Fault". It started with three young women, each taking turns at the interrogation table to explain their side of the story. I was ready for the "he did this to me" accusations of the "me, too"... but, that's not what happened. In each case, they had been 13 years old when they had their sexual encounter with the teacher. In each case, the relationship had begun with a simple interest shown by the man to the newly teen-aged girl, a relationship the girl had accepted as from a mentor. And, in each case, the girl had taken on all responsibility for the sexual encounter, choosing to believe they must have led the man on.
"But... that's not their fault. They didn't have the knowledge or experience for making such a decision at such a young age! Didn't anyone try to tell them they were innocent?"
Apparently not. There was a definite sense of them having repeated their stories many times over some period of time.
"Wow."
And let me tell you: they nailed it with their performances. Really outstanding, and just a bit sad, too, that they were able to do that. It showed both how far we've come as a society and how much still remains to be done. Definitely progress has been made, especially since these college students recognize the stance of the victim as well as that of the perpetrator.
"I agree. What an intense note to end the "Dramarama" on."
It was. Maybe tomorrow I'll go again, if I get back in time from Hinesville. Maybe. Then I'll be able to talk to the performers about these shows. Maybe.
Tuesday, April 18, 2023
got hotdog?
Monday, April 17, 2023
cleaning out the fridge
Sunday, April 16, 2023
J'ai ri, j'ai pleuré, j'ai chanté
Oh, I wish! Thought this musical today was truly magnificent!!
"Another musical already???"
Yes, and like two of the others, this was at the Savannah Children's Theatre. Ah, but this performance... this was not for small children, though it had a few in it. And everyone in this cast, from the teens graduating this year to those in elementary school, gave nuanced depth to their roles. Just incredible!
"Oh, wow! They took on "Les Miserables" this time?"
More than took it on! They conquered it in a way that performances done by adults could not. Having such a cast of fresh faces in such emotional roles added a flavor that I have yet to experience in other manifestations of this tale."Yes, I noticed that you wrote 'I laughed, I wept, I sang along'. Did you really?"
I most certainly did! At one point, near the end, I was so emotional that I could see the cast was getting emotional, too. I daresay Barbara and Kaye may have been a bit overcome, too, especially as the young man portraying Jean Valjean was SUPERB. The couple acting as the innkeeper and his wife were hilarious, too, so that was a great counterpoint to all the serious stuff.
"I do hope they had a good audience."Hey, we were lucky to get in! They have sold-out shows for this one! I'm so glad Gloria managed to get us three in. They are always so good to me!
"And was this French food afterward?"
No, it was Indian. Barbara had been quite keen to try the new place, Kabob and Kabob, and I'm glad she was. It turned out the Roasted Beef Dill Rice was just what my queasy stomach needed!
"That sounds amazing!"
Oh, it most def was! And so was the bakhlava! I took half of both dishes home with me and look forward to making a second meal of them tomorrow.
"Good for you!"
Saturday, April 15, 2023
new rules as they go along?
Yep, that's exactly what they did last night.
"You want to catch me up, buttercup?"
Those Savannah Bananas.
"I thought you were too ill to go to the game."
Oh, I am. Thank God for Laura bringing me electrolyte beverages to help replenish all that I've lost since late last night, when the diarrhea started again. I'm not even going to wash those containers the leftovers were in, they're going right into the trash.
"Damn, g'friend. Good of your sis-in-law for stepping up to your rescue."
For sure. I'd sent her a text to give her my Bananas ticket and, when she responded, I'd told her about me being so ill all night and all day. None of them could use the ticket, but she and Tony went to the store to fetch fluids for me. I kept my distance, but did give her the Easter bag with her "early" birthday gift: a package of lily of the valley bulbs! She's a May baby, like me, and those are our flowers.
"That's very nice! You know, you really should do better about dropping by on them."
I know. I guess I'm waiting for Damon and his family to move to their own place, but I'm not sure when, or if, that's ever going to happen.
"Yeah, yeah. Now, what's that about the Bananas? I guess you were watching the game on their youTube channel?"
I was indeed. And the first thing I noticed? The people watching online were "buying" memberships and "donating" money to the team.
"Say what???"
Yeah. It's like there's this Cult of Banana and, like with all religious sects, they're only too glad to accept funds from online worshipers. People even "donate" so someone else can have a "membership" to the group. I tried to find out just what folks received in return for their money, but never located anything that spelled that out. At least the Bananas' spokesperson was good about thanking each person for their "donation"... although, again, nothing was said about any benefits attained through such transfer of funds.
"Yeah, sounds like an evangelical cult to me. But what's this about a new rule they made up tonight for the Banana Ball World Tour?"
Okay, here's the setup. The Party Animals have been taking charge, as they have more often than not. So, it's the bottom of the 8th and the Bananas have a man on base that's stolen his way to third. My Number 1 man - yes, that is his number - is taking what will be his last turn at bat.
"Are you sure that's Bill LeRoy?"
Of course I am! See that marvelous catcher's butt? All those squats really pay off! (smile!)
"Yes, dear."
So, there he is, with the play clock counting down. All the Bananas need is one run to take that inning's point, as the Party Animals didn't get a man across the plate that inning. And, wonder of wonders, Bill gets a hit... the Banana runs in... and they end the inning with that walk-off run (even though they still had one out to go)... gaining the point... and tying the game... with three seconds left on the play clock.
"Well, that sounded pretty exciting!"
It was! And since three seconds of play was all that was left, and the game was tied, I expected them to go into the showdown rounds. But, nope! The play-by-play guy said that as the eight inning had been completed with time left on the play clock, then the 9th inning could be played to complete the game. Say what???
"That sounds like one of those bullsh*t rules your brothers would make up so they could win playing pool against you."
Exactly. I thought the same thing. So, I turned the game off. I'm done.
"What does that mean, that 'I'm done'? You not renewing your 5-game membership?"
I mean I'm done for the night with that nonsense. I'm going to rethink my membership strategy, offer to buy game tickets for friends and families on my plan when I get the chance next year, making sure folks know they have to pay me upfront. I think that will be more satisfying to me, and them, than watching the madness online.
"Now, that's a good idea!"
Thanks. Now, it's time for "The Vicar of Dibley", so... bye!
Friday, April 14, 2023
couldn't get a ticket/ was a sold-out show
I was still there, under the marquee lights, when those sparkly silver dresses came prancing back out again, accompanied by the stylish ushers!
I followed them around the corner, snapping pictures as they headed back toward the stage door and out of sight.
By the time all the fun watching the various troupes in the alley was over, I still had time on the meter, as I'd paid the full limit up to 8 PM - after all, I'd thought I'd be inside the Lucas.