That's tree sperm - I mean, pollen - all over it, making it look to have an odd algae bloom.
I know we've had the trees around here spurting sulfur-hued mists twice already, rather than once and done last month.
That's why I know Donovan wouldn't mind my borrowing his lyrics.
(smile)
So, what's a girl to do when it's too yellow to go out and play?
How about a bit of house clearing?
Nope, that is decidedly not a typo!
My house is not dirty, but it does have piles of stuff waiting to be cleared away.
In one of the piles from my former office at Armstrong, I found... Jumbles!
Some have not yet been completed, so I have set them aside -
into a new pile, so to speak -
whilst others are destined for the recycle bin.
But first, let's go pun-mining, shall we?
Yes, yes, yes!!!
(smile!)
Asked if there'd be morning mist, the weatherman didn't have the foggiest idea.
The doctor would eventually feel at home in the new town, if he had enough patience.
The antisocial octopus welcomed the unexpected visitor with open arms.
The calendar factory produced calendars day after day.
After spitting out his bubblegum on the sidewalk, the teen was chewed out.
The math teacher liked teaching addition and subtraction equally.
A miser is a man of rare gifts.
When the hen bought the new two-door sports car, she bought a chicken "coupe".
The driver with the bad cold trapped in the traffic jam wasn't happy with the congestion.
When it came to choosing wrought iron or chain link, the homeowner was on the fence.
When the wedding planner needed lots of flower bouquets, he made arrangements.
The bounty hunter's slogan was a catchy phrase.
He wanted to tell the masseuse that he didn't like his massage, but he thought it might be a touchy subject.
The number that equals four plus four didn't exist until it was "cre-eight-ed".
The bread company's top secret recipe was "knead" to know.
He wanted to open a junkyard in the neighborhood, but he had to scrap his plans.
He wanted to get the skunk out of his garage, but the skunk put up a stink.
The customers at the fireworks store were baby boomers.
Before handing her husband the orthodontist's bill, she told him brace yourself.
Making stir-fried vegetables at the cookout was a "wok" in the park.
Her husband had made plans to build her a new bookcase today, but he shelved them.
The hen couldn't find her eggs after she mislaid them.
To start his new job at the nuclear plant, he needed to get up and "atom".
The crane loved her new phone and really enjoyed the call "wading".
The guitarist's favorite pants were his "chord"-uroys.
The calico didn't get along with the dog that was kitty-corner.
The farmer with all the junked cars on his land had a bumper crop.
The atmospheres of Venus and Earth are worlds apart.
They thought their new garbage can was animal-proof, but the raccoons trashed it.
Her mom's sister had a lot of old furniture, which she considered her "Aunt-iques".
He worked for a while as a tailor, but he decided the job wasn't suited for him.
The documentary about the history of skyscrapers was riveting.
Regardless of when the Olympics were held, for the high jumper it was a leap year.
The glue factory employees planned to start a labor union and stick together.
She knew she wanted to be a chef after her first course.
Driving people from place to place allowed him to bring home his "fare" share.
When you combine "the" and "IRS", your money becomes theirs.
King Kong went to see the new Godzilla movie because he was a big fan.
With the ham and cheese omelets on sale, her breakfast was "save-ory".
The tug-of-war was going well until he pulled a muscle.
His heirs all wanted a piece of his fortune, but he was unwilling.
The professor's explanation of infinity seemed like it was never-ending.
Digging a tunnel connecting NYC to New Jersey was a big undertaking.
For the Beatles, a drum was a "Starr-struck" object.
One ghost didn't fit in with the rest because he was a free spirit.
The cow who was always borrowing money was a moocher.
Trying to eat outside with a thunderstorm approaching was no picnic.
When neighbors helped them install their new landscaping, they had a shindig.
Not charging as much on their credit cards paid off.
When Donald and Daffy teamed up to make a movie, it was a huge "pro-ducks-tion".
***** ***** *****
Th-th-that's all, folks... for now!
(smile)
1 comment:
Alrighty then!
There were several Jumbles that I'd given up on... I mean, saved for a rainy day.
(smile)
Well, that's what I had this afternoon! I managed to complete two of them, too.
Here are their punny nswers.
The perpetually late math teacher was being reprimanded because of his -infractions-.
When he showed his wife the abacus he'd bought, she thought it was -"awe-sum"-.
Odd that they both were math-related!
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