as the beatles would say...

'Yes, we'll still feed you,

Yes, we'll still need you,

Now that you're sixty-four!"

 

Sure, a bit of a paraphrase, but it'll do nicely.

Hardly seems an eye-blink since it was my turn to do so...

and now my biggest little brother, Smitty, is that age!

When I called and sang "Happy Birthday!" to him, I also told him a joke.

 

Question: What's the difference between Iron Man and Aluminum Man?

 

Answer: Iron Man defeats bad guys; Aluminum Man just foils their plans.

 

Hahahaha!! Hahaha!!!

 

He didn't know that oldie and thought it was pretty funny, too!

So in his honor, I'm posting a few jokes today!

 

Here's another 'science-themed' joke, gleaned from the fb page of Patrick Young.

 

"Tired of boiling water every time you make pasta?

Boil a few gallons at the beginning of the week

and freeze it until later."

 

Oh, yeah, sure... not! 

Hey, a joke with dinosaurs would be 'science-themed', too, wouldn't it?

Andy Pena had this one for me!

"Velocirapture...

What really happened to the dinosaurs."

Okay, but what about all those non-raptors??

Hahaha!

Dawn Kosmach had a very clever funny on her fb!

"New guy asked me where the right-handed gloves were."

What a hoot!!!

This reminded me of one of the jokes pulled on new CTM's when I was stationed in Okinawa.

The new guy would be sent to fetch a left-handed Philips screwdriver... and off they would go!

Now, how about a joke for those who speak a few other languages?

My thanks to former sailor Bob Bueling for this!

An American, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German were all attending a Zoom meeting with their supervisor, who asked, "Can everyone see me ok?"

To which they answered...

"Yes"

"Oui"

"Si"

"Ja"

Hahahaha!!! I just adore that one!!!

Now, gotta go, my turn to go to Hinesville for a movie!